sassy-gay-karkat:

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moriartyscrown-parisbound:

gothicbarbarian:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

gothicbarbarian:

It’s actually not that difficult of a decision. I’ve been unmade before. I know what type of mind it takes to pull it off, and and what type it takes to pull it off well. Delusional men leave holes behind that their mental state can’t correct for, holes that can be exploited. You’re not delusional. You’re playing a much bigger game than we’ve given you credit for, and you’re confident enough in the play that you’re making that the possibility of us figuring it out doesn’t phase you. You might even be counting on it.

Hehehe, very well reasoned. I can see why he likes you. You’re smarter than the average Midgardian strumpet. Now, tell me this, Natasha, what good would it do me to have you know? You could figure out the whole game, unravel the thread and bring me down in a very real and dissatisfying way this time. What could I possibly hope to prove by letting you in on this? Think carefully now.

You’re rather misogynistic, aren’t you? As for what good it would do you, if one hunter knows enough of another, she can push them into the motions that meet her desired end. I think you’re counting on our reactions to realizing that we’ve been played - anger, wounded pride, determination, vengeance - to sway us into making the very mistakes that will facilitate your plan. You want us to second-guess, overanalyze, be rather dramatic in the case of Stark or your brother. You think you can foresee how we’ll react and what course we’ll take, and factor that into your plans. By tipping us off, you’re trying to rig it so that we can’t take anything at face value and we’ll waste valuable time trying to figure out what your real game is.

Only where your species is concerned. I have yet to meet a woman of Earth that deserved my respect. Though I grant that you’re getting cleverer by the minute. That’s impressive even for your under-evolved race. Well, now that you have a fairly firm grasp of my machinations, you’ll no doubt go strutting back off to your little gang, blab the whole thing, and start making all the preparations you can to thwart me once and for all, eh? I’ll be most interested to follow your progress. I haven’t given you all the pieces, naturally, but I think you’ve got a firm basis to work on. This should be… quite fun indeed. *he grins malevolently* Unless you’ve decided to be even more intelligent and not get in my way again. That wouldn’t be as interesting, but it would show you have some sense of self-preservation.

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umbbreon:

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moriartyscrown-parisbound:

gothicbarbarian:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

gothicbarbarian:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

gothicbarbarian replied to your post: gothicbarbarian replied to your post:…

It depends on the job. He’s fine. He sends his…

Whoa, did I walk in at a bad time?

aceofaces20:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

…I thought Thor was bad with pop culture references, but WOW.

I do not have the time nor the desire to catch up on…

Relax, you’re gonna give yourself an aneurysm.

shercock-block:

thetruekingofasgard:

i see it

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moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

…I thought Thor was bad with pop culture references, but WOW.

I do not have the time nor the desire to catch up on all the trivial things you mortals reference in your daily conversations. Now what is this Rock of Ages? Does it possess mystical powers? Where do I find it?

…Scratch Rock of Ages, you should try New Mexico. I hear you’re on a tortilla.

….. Why would I be on a flatbread? Who has dared put my image on a flatbread?

You’re also on a piece of toast, a tree trunk… tons of stuff.

What is this madness?! Who has been doing this? Is it you, Stark? Have you chosen to pass your days flying across this land to burn my images into bread and vegetation? Or Thor maybe? No, he’s not smart enough to know what “toast” is.

Wasn’t me, buddy. What, you’d rather have fangirls worshiping your craven image?

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

…I thought Thor was bad with pop culture references, but WOW.

I do not have the time nor the desire to catch up on all the trivial things you mortals reference in your daily conversations. Now what is this Rock of Ages? Does it possess mystical powers? Where do I find it?

…Scratch Rock of Ages, you should try New Mexico. I hear you’re on a tortilla.

….. Why would I be on a flatbread? Who has dared put my image on a flatbread?

You’re also on a piece of toast, a tree trunk… tons of stuff.

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

aceofaces20:

…I thought Thor was bad with pop culture references, but WOW.

I do not have the time nor the desire to catch up on all the trivial things you mortals reference in your daily conversations. Now what is this Rock of Ages? Does it possess mystical powers? Where do I find it?

…Scratch Rock of Ages, you should try New Mexico. I hear you’re on a tortilla.