The Oracle

the door just shut by itself because the AC kicked on

My first thought was still “GET THE SALT.”

thebetterbrotherloki:

Sons of Odin by =Noiry

(via sera-of-the-flame)

The couch cushions have a small chasm in between them that hurts my butt

First world problems man

chessthecheshirecat:

aceofaces20:

pennyshipswincest:

Jared and Jensens Texan accents

hahahah

hahahhahahaha

hahahahahhahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I am blogging from the grave

Wait they sound normal to me

Wait I’m from Texas

[[Aaaaaand you killed me, Megan. You killed me.]]

I do try ;)

(via shieldscheshirecat)

pennyshipswincest:

Jared and Jensens Texan accents

hahahah

hahahhahahaha

hahahahahhahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I am blogging from the grave

Wait they sound normal to me

Wait I’m from Texas

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thegreathufflepuffseb:

gayngelofthelord:

that-ferry-broad:

lightnings-butt:

theamericankid:

It’s gonna be fucking HOT on Tuesday.

is that the end of the world

FUCKING TUESDAYS

Could say it was the…
Heat of the Moment.

(via shieldscheshirecat)

nupinoop296:

Naaaa na na nanananaaaa

Nananana naaaaaa

My feels

zenvaleyard:

Holy shit. I can’t wait for this, and I’m a grown-ass man.

Phineas’s face is my irl reaction right now.

(via daimonandbones)

shoesringsandnoserings:

pljmathison:

goinghomeagain:

Breaking News: Being a vegetarian is a doorway to demonic possession 

Also, can someone tell me more about this marihuana stuff???

Oh yes this is definitely exactly how it happens. 

Harry Potter?

DYING. D Y I N G. THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.

(via shoesringsandnoserings-deactiva)

takemyhandjohn:

bendydicks:

shmegel:

we need season 3

we need season 3

we need season 3

• we need season 3

1. we need season 3

we need season 3

WE NEED SEASON 3

WE NEED SEASON 3

OH CLICK THE LINK GUYS

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY, CLICK THE GODDAMN LINK.

…..Yeah, I think we might need season 3 soon…

(via still-working-on-believing)